Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my being single is dangerous.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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