Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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