so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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