I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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