you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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