Rock
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Fuck
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
No subtext here. People are naked.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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