I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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