I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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