Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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