she was so not down for the gang bang
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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