I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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