you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
false alarm, still single
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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