Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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