Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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