But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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go home
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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