the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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