Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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