So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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