Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think I won the penis lottery.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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