you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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