What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
