cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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