the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
