I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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