So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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