i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Will exercising make me less horny?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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