HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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