I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
there is glitter all over my balls
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