i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's shark week go big or go home
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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