Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just pee around me
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
