this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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