you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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