If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
"it" just moved
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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