They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Randomize
