Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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