She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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