someone get that fucking seahorse.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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