1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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