somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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