I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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