let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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