Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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