Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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