Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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