you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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