jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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