The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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