She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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