did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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