Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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