the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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